

A SUBSCRIPTION THAT DOESN'T SUCK
Roaster direct prices so you save for your holiday
No awkward breakups or hidden buttons
Need it sooner or switch your brew? Youโre the boss
WHAT SUPERMARKETS CAN'T OFFER

Packed with Guarana for double the kick

Rich, creamy and cheaper than therapy

Yummy FREE BONUS with your first order
THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET

Hi, Iโm Toby, the guy behind Urban Brew ๐
Here's the dirty secret the big brands hide: you aren't paying for better beans. Youโre funding a slow boat from Europe ๐ข
They roast overseas and let pods sit in shipping containers for months. You pay a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for coffee that went stale in the Indian Ocean ๐
They were taking Aussies for a ride. So, I built a local roastery to take on the giants. Coffee should be fresh, not 'well-travelled'.
Beat the system in 3 steps ๐
1. Local & Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) so you get roaster-direct prices ๐
2. Volume Discounts: The more you buy, the cheaper it gets. Itโs like knowing a guy, who knows a guy, who owns a roastery ๐คซ
3. Subscribe & Save: Lock in up to 40% off. The easiest way to give yourself a raise. You can cancel in two clicks โ we're not a gym ๐
Stop settling for stale dust. Upgrade to the fresh coffee your machine deserves โ


BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

10+ Years. Thousands of Happy Addicts โญ๏ธ
We aren't really in the coffee business, weโre in the "making you happy" business (and business is good).
We Literally Can't Delete Reviews ๐ซ
We chose Google & Feefo because they don't have a "delete" button. Itโs scary, but it forces us to be better than the rest.
1-Star Reviews? Challenge Accepted ๐ฅ
Usually, it's just Australia Post having a bad day (we see you, postie), but we don't hide. We reach out and fix it until you're smiling again.
Making Old-School Service Cool Again ๐
We treat you like a human, not a transaction ID. Itโs all about service over sales and people before profit.
HEAR FROM PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS
(SORRY INFLUENCERS)
THE 'NO-REGRETS' GUARANTEE ๐ค

We know buying coffee on the internet feels like a gamble.
We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So weโre keeping ours completely bulletproof.
If you're not doing a happy dance after your first sip, we will fix it.
The Flavour Swap: If the pods aren't hitting the spot, weโll send you a different intensity to try on the house ๐ฏ
The Machine Whisperers: Sometimes machines play up โ our Aussie team will troubleshoot your pour until it's cafe quality ๐ช
The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations and no awkward breakups โ๏ธ
We are in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage. Pinky promise ๐ค


WE TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS PERSONALLY ๐
Orders are dispatched fast (usually within 24 hours). We don't like waiting for coffee, neither should you.
Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop. You matter to us.
Got a question? A real human (probably high on espresso) will reply. No scripts, just help.
WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM ๐ โโ๏ธ

โAluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable - right?โ ๐ค
Yeah, and technically Iโm "going to the gym" tomorrow ๐คฅ
The Truth
About 70% of those shiny pods actually get dumped in landfill. Theyโll be hanging out there longer than Cherโs career (and not looking half as good).
And for the ones that do make it to recycling? Itโs a total drama. Weโre talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high ๐
Even Worse
The big guys ship most of them in from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant ๐น
No solution is perfect; each has its pros and cons, but we believe compostable pods are the best choice for our planet ๐ป
This many aluminum pods have gone to landfill since you started reading this ๐ณ
(29,000 every minute)
NEW BAILEYS COLLAB ๐คค


MEET THE MAKER
TOBY STRONG (THE PODFATHER ๐ค)
If youโre still reading this far down, youโre either very thorough or youโre procrastinating from actual work. We respect both ๐ซก
Meet Toby. He was the first person to bring Nespressoยฎ* compatible pods to Australia back in 2011 (back when planking was a thing). That makes him the OG. The Podfather.
Heโs an entrepreneur, a "nice guy" (according to his mum) and the reason you're about to save a fortune on your morning brew.
Hit play to see if he looks like a "Toby" ๐
LIKE WILLY WONKAโS
(BUT WITH FEWER LAWSUITS)
Roasting Coffee
Filling Pods
Packing Pods


OH, YOU'RE STILL HERE?
YOU REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET ๐
Well, almost. If you scrolled this far and still haven't bought anything, you either have commitment issues or some very specific questions.
Skip the corporate chatbots. Call us, text us, or email us. A real, over-caffeinated human is standing by and ready to chat ๐
YOUR HAPPINESS IS OUR ONLY KPI ๐ (Please be happy, our boss is watching)
โ Crackin' Coffee ๐ค Zero Regrets Promise ๐ Legendary Service









