★★★★★ 4.9/5 (24,000), 350k+ Customers
DITCH CARGO SHIP COFFEE 🚢
Try our best bundle. 100 Pods. 59c each. 40% Off
100 Pod Greatest Hits Bundle
40 Mind Blowing #14 · 30 Very Intense #12 · 30 Intense #10
Nespresso®* Compatible Pods
“A proper kick without the bitterness, and dangerously easy to keep sipping! My favourite at home coffee by far”
✓ Happy or Money Back
✓ Ships Fast
✓ Freshly Roasted
350k+ Customers
Aussie Made
Rated 4.9/5 (23,000)
What's in the box?
100 of our best-selling, hardest-hitting Nespresso®* compatible plant-based pods:
40 x Mind Blowing #14: A literal slap across the face to wake you up. Built to punch through any amount of milk you throw at it 🤯
30 x Very Intense #12: For people who prefer caffeine over sleep. A massive hit of roaster-fresh flavour for your biggest mug
30 x Intense #10: Sometimes you just need a proper hit. Maximum strength and rich crema for a deliciously strong morning ritual
$59 ($100 Value – You save $41) plus a tiny $6 Flat-Rate Shipping fee 🚚
*Already ridiculously cheap (so no double-dipping with promo codes)
US VS THEM
THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET
Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋
Back in 2011, I realised the big foreign brands were taking Aussies for a ride.
Most big brands roast overseas, stick your coffee on a cargo ship for months, and slap you with a 'Corporate Coffee Tax'. So, I went rogue and built a local roastery to take on the giants.
My mission was simple: give you a 3-step cheat code to beat the system 👇
1. Roaster-Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) to bring you insanely fresh, plant-based pods at roaster-direct prices.
2. Volume Discounts: The more you buy, the cheaper it gets. It’s like knowing a guy, who knows a guy, who owns a roastery (spoiler: you do).
3. Subscribe & Save: Unlock up to 40% off. It’s literally the easiest way to give yourself a raise. And don't panic, you can cancel in two clicks – we aren't a gym!
Join 350,000+ Aussies who beat the system 🥊
Hear from people with real jobs
HAPPY OR MONEY BACK 🤝
Most 'brand promises' are sneaky fine print and zero actual help. Ours is different.
If you aren't doing a happy dance after your first sip, here is exactly how we fix it:
The Flavour Swap: If your coffee isn’t hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try, completely on the house.
Machine Whisperers: Machine acting up? Our team will troubleshoot your pour until you're pulling cafe-quality crema.
The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations, no awkward breakups.
99% of customers never need it – but it's nice to know it's there.
We’re in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage.
Your Happiness
FAST DISPATCH
Usually out the door in 24 hours. We treat a low stash like an international crisis.
LOVE LETTERS
Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop.
Real humans
Question? A real human (probably high on caffeine) will reply. No scripts, just help.
WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅♂️
“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable – right?”
Yeah, and technically I’m going to the gym tomorrow 🤥
The truth is that the vast majority of those shiny pods actually get dumped straight in the bin. Once they leave your kitchen, they’ll be hanging around longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).
And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish and re-smelting.
Worse yet, the big guys ship most of them from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹
We decided to skip the drama. We roast locally and pack it directly into plant-based pods. No corporate baggage, just damn good coffee.
LIKE WILLY WONKA’S
We pitched the idea of a flowing espresso river, but Workplace Health and Safety threatened to call the police. Instead, you get a local brew crew treating your low stash like a national emergency.
No chocolate waterfalls. No fizzy lifting drinks. And no Grandpa Joe laying in bed for 20 years just to suddenly dance when the free stuff arrives.
Just a very real Adelaide factory where beans get roasted, pods get packed and the team's official blood type is 'double shot'.
Hit play. The Oompa Loompas unionised, so you're stuck watching us 🎬
350k+ Customers
Aussie Made
Rated 4.9/5 (23,000)