MACHINE MAKING "THAT NOISE"? 🥴

New Nespresso* + 1 year of pods = $2.65/day

Stop! 🛑 Don’t buy a new machine. Let us hook you up with one 🥳

We’re proposing a scandalous affair. You, a brand new Nespresso®* machine (on us) and a year-long fling with Aussie-roasted coffee. Our Ultimate Machine Bundle has entered the chat.

The Deal 👇

You get the legendary Nespresso®* Essenza Mini (in sleek Black) + Milk Frother 🎁

PLUS, we’ve loaded it with 1,000 of our crowd-favourite Intensity 14 plant-based pods. These are the strong, silent type – bold enough to punch through milk for the perfect Latte, Flat White, or Cappuccino, but smooth enough for a straight espresso.

Just $79.90 per month for 12 months. That’s $2.65 a day (literally less than a babycino)

🤝 30 Days Happy or Money Back: Not swooning over the flavour? Just let us know in the first 30 days, we'll swap intensities, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes.

*Trademark used is of a third party, not related to Urban Brew.

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A close-up of a person holding a clear glass cup filled with a light brown latte or coffee drink topped with froth and cocoa powder. The person is wearing a gray knit sweater, blue jeans, and gold rings.
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A person holds an open kraft paper box containing multiple small coffee pods. The box is branded 'Coffee at the Table' and 'Café Artisanal', with two pods showing black lids labeled 'Line Stout (Coffee)'.
A stainless steel milk pitcher being poured with milk into a clear glass containing an iced coffee drink, shown against a soft gray background.
A close-up of a person holding a clear glass cup filled with a light brown latte or coffee drink topped with froth and cocoa powder. The person is wearing a gray knit sweater, blue jeans, and gold rings.
Two clear double-walled glasses filled with a light brown beverage sit on round coasters on a wooden table, with a blurred couple sitting on a sofa in the background.

The Ultimate Machine Bundle

Machine included. Coffee sorted

Nespresso®* Compatible Pods

4.9/5 stars from 23288 reviews

“A proper kick without the bitterness, and dangerously easy to keep sipping! My favourite at home coffee by far”
✓ Happy or Money Back ✓ Ships Fast ✓ Freshly Roasted
350k+ Customers
Aussie Made
Rated 4.9/5 (23,000)
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What's in the box?

🎁 The Gear: A shiny new Nespresso®* Essenza Mini + Milk Frother

☕ The Stash: 1,000 delicious, plant-based pods sealed for freshness (nearly 3 cups a day for a whole year!)

💰 The Damage: Just $79.90/mo for 12 months. That’s $2.65 a day (literally less than a babycino)

🤔 "That All Sounds Too Good To Be True..."

We know. Usually an internet offer this wild ends with you waking up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney 🧊 But that's not us.

Check our 23,000+ reviews or call us on 1800 875 495. We don't hide behind "contact us" forms. We’re here during business hours to answer questions, solve problems, or just swap photos of our dogs 🐶

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How it Works (The Easy Bit)

Your first payment of $79.90 via credit card secures your Ultimate Machine Bundle right now.

Then, keep an eye on your inbox! Within the hour our team will email you a secure direct debit agreement for the remaining 11 payments (100% Interest-Free). Once that’s signed, we stick a label on your box and get it on the truck 🚚

Fair Warning

These machines fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿

Pro Tip

Secure yours today, sip quality coffee daily, and laugh at cafe prices. Tomorrow's grey button might have you crying into your cornflakes (and nobody wants soggy cornflakes).

Already an absolute steal (so no double dipping with promo codes or loyalty points).

Send My MAchine & Pods

US VS THEM

(grab some popcorn)
A comparison infographic titled 'URBAN BREW' comparing coffee pods to Nespresso and supermarkets, with a green and white table layout and emoji icons.
Urban Brew founder Toby Strong holding a box of Mind Blowing Intensity 14 coffee pods at our Australian production facility

THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET

Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋

Here's the dirty secret the 'big guys' hide: you aren't just paying for the coffee. You're funding a cargo ship from Europe 🚢

Most of them roast overseas, stick your coffee on a ship for months, then charge you a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for the privilege.

So over a decade ago, I went rogue and built a local roastery to take on the giants.

My mission was simple: give you a 3-step cheat code to beat the system 👇

1. Roaster-Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) to bring you insanely fresh, plant-based pods at roaster-direct prices.

2. Volume Discounts: The more you buy, the cheaper it gets. It's like knowing a guy who knows a guy who owns a roastery (spoiler: you do).

3. Happy or Money Back: Not doing a happy dance after your first sip? We'll refund every cent.

Drink better. Spend less. Join 350,000+ Aussies who beat the system 🥊

DITCH CARGO SHIP PODS

Hear from people with real jobs

(sorry influencers)
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Customer photo: A close-up shot of espresso being poured into a turquoise floral ceramic mug with pink flowers and a gold bird design, set next to a coffee machine.
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HAPPY OR MONEY BACK 🤝

Most 'brand promises' are sneaky fine print and zero actual help. Ours is different.

If you aren't doing a happy dance after your first sip, here is exactly how we fix it:

The Flavour Swap: If your coffee isn’t hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try, completely on the house.

Machine Whisperers: Machine acting up? Our team will troubleshoot your pour until you're pulling cafe-quality crema.

The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations, no awkward breakups.

99% of customers never need it – but it's nice to know it's there.

We’re in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage.

Upgrade My Morning Brew

Your Happiness

(our obsession)

FAST DISPATCH

Usually out the door in 24 hours. We treat a low stash like an international crisis.

LOVE LETTERS

Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop.

Real humans

Question? A real human (probably high on caffeine) will reply. No scripts, just help.

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WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅‍♂️

“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable – right?”

Yeah, and technically I’m going to the gym tomorrow 🤥


The truth is that the vast majority of those shiny pods actually get dumped straight in the bin. Once they leave your kitchen, they’ll be hanging around longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).


And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish and re-smelting.

Worse yet, the big guys ship most of them from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹

We decided to skip the drama. We roast locally and pack it directly into plant-based pods. No corporate baggage, just damn good coffee.

Rescue Me From Bad Coffee

LIKE WILLY WONKA’S

(but fewer lawsuits)

We pitched the idea of a flowing espresso river, but Workplace Health and Safety threatened to call the police. Instead, you get a local brew crew treating your low stash like a national emergency.

No chocolate waterfalls. No fizzy lifting drinks. And no Grandpa Joe laying in bed for 20 years just to suddenly dance when the free stuff arrives.

Just a very real Adelaide factory where beans get roasted, pods get packed and the team's official blood type is 'double shot'.

Hit play. The Oompa Loompas unionised, so you're stuck watching us 🎬

350k+ Customers
Aussie Made
Rated 4.9/5 (23,000)

THE BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET 🏆

Well, almost. If you scrolled this far you either have commitment issues or some very specific questions.

Skip the corporate chatbots. Call us, text us, or email us. A real, over-caffeinated human is standing by and ready to chat 😊