Pull Back The Screen On Intensity

Hey Brew Crew,

Ever stared at our intensity names and felt like you were trying to crack a secret code? (Relax. We’ve done the matchmaking for you). Welcome to the ultimate coffee dating game. Channel your inner Greg Evans, pull back the screen, and choose your perfect partner in a cup.

Meet The Contestants

📻 Dark Roast "I’m like an easy listening radio station, I go with absolutely everything. I pack 500g of full-bodied, ethically sourced swagger to get your senses tingling. If you choose me, together we will cruise down the highway on a rainy Sunday with no destination in mind."

🍊 Medium Roast "I just rolled in from Colombia, and I'm officially the smoothest flirt alive. I'll give you an orange-zest wink, a red-apple slide-in, and a honey-caramel whisper. If you choose me, together we will skip the small talk and slide straight into an afternoon gossip session."

🌅 Single Origin Costa Rica "I’m a total bad boy crashing into your morning like a tropical sunrise. I deliver an electric orange-zest slap, milk-choc swagger, and a clean peach-kiss finish. If you choose me, together we will book a one-way ticket to paradise and judge people at the airport bar."

🌙 Mexican Decaf "I’m your secret midnight rebel, all the late-night vibe with none of the drama. My caffeine ghosted with pure mountain water, leaving an apple-citrus sparkle and a hazelnut crunch. If you choose me, together we will stay up until 2 AM binge-watching trash TV without your heart racing."

Alright, it is time to choose your perfect match! Whichever gorgeous contestant you lock eyes with, we will throw in a free Choc Waffle Cup for one delish sipping sitch.

Drink your morning sanity, then eat the cup. Bottoms up!

Which match will win your heart?