$108 of value for just $54 💰

We suck at math. You win.

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What's in the box?

We’re giving you 1.5kg of fresh Aussie roasted beans for the price of 1kg. Plus the cheat codes to make your local barista jealous 😏

☕️ The Daily Drivers: (1x Dark & 1x Medium Roast) Bold, smooth, and reliable. Basically, the Golden Retriever of coffee beans (value $54).

💃 FREE "The Exotic Fling": (Costa Rica Single Origin) Fruity, fancy and will make you feel sophisticated while drinking it in your pyjamas (worth $35).

📜 FREE "The Cheat Codes": (Home Barista Guide) The most entertaining latte art guide you’ll ever read. Probably (worth $16).

🍫 FREE "The Sip Snack": (Choc Waffle Cup) Zero waste, 100% delicious (worth $3).

50% off the whole bundle (yes, half price – our accountant is not okay) plus a tiny $6 flat-rate metro shipping fee 🚚

🤝 Happy or Money Back: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap flavours, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes.

350k+ Customers
Aussie Made
Rated 4.9/5 (23,000)
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The "Half-Price Barista" Bundle

Three bags of beans, half the price

4.9/5 stars from 23288 reviews

“A proper kick without the bitterness, and dangerously easy to keep sipping! My favourite at home coffee by far”
✓ Happy or Money Back ✓ Ships Fast ✓ Freshly Roasted

THE SHAMELESS BRIBE

FREE Exotic Fling

Rich, smooth, and won't text you at 2am. Pairs well with ghosting your alarm and your responsibilities 💃

FREE Cheat Codes

How to pour latte art so your friends think you have your life together (we won't tell them you learned it in 5 minutes) 🤫

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FREE Sip Snack

A chocolate-lined waffle cup. Drink the coffee, then eat the cup. Zero washing up. You’re a genius 😎

THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET

Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋

Here's the dirty secret the 'big guys' hide: you aren't just paying for the coffee. You're funding a cargo ship from Europe 🚢

Most of them roast overseas, stick your coffee on a ship for months, then charge you a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for the privilege.

So over a decade ago, I went rogue and built a local roastery to take on the giants.

My mission was simple: give you a 3-step cheat code to beat the system 👇

1. Roaster-Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) to bring you insanely fresh, plant-based pods at roaster-direct prices.

2. Volume Discounts: The more you buy, the cheaper it gets. It's like knowing a guy who knows a guy who owns a roastery (spoiler: you do).

3. Happy or Money Back: Not doing a happy dance after your first sip? We'll refund every cent.

Drink better. Spend less. Join 350,000+ Aussies who beat the system 🥊

DITCH CARGO SHIP COFFEE

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HAPPY OR MONEY BACK 🤝

Most 'brand promises' are sneaky fine print and zero actual help. Ours is different.

If you aren't doing a happy dance after your first sip, here is exactly how we fix it:

The Flavour Swap: If your coffee isn’t hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try, completely on the house.

Machine Whisperers: Machine acting up? Our team will troubleshoot your pour until you're pulling cafe-quality crema.

The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations, no awkward breakups.

99% of customers never need it – but it's nice to know it's there.

We’re in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage.

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Your Happiness

(our obsession)

FAST DISPATCH

Usually out the door in 24 hours. We treat a low stash like an international crisis.

LOVE LETTERS

Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop.

Real humans

Question? A real human (probably high on caffeine) will reply. No scripts, just help.

LIKE WILLY WONKA’S

(but fewer lawsuits)

We pitched the idea of a flowing espresso river, but Workplace Health and Safety threatened to call the police. Instead, you get a local brew crew treating your low stash like a national emergency.

No chocolate waterfalls. No fizzy lifting drinks. And no Grandpa Joe laying in bed for 20 years just to suddenly dance when the free stuff arrives.

Just a very real Adelaide factory where beans get roasted, pods get packed and the team's official blood type is 'double shot'.

Hit play. The Oompa Loompas unionised, so you're stuck watching us 🎬

Roasting Coffee

Filling Pods

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350k+ Customers
Aussie Made
Rated 4.9/5 (23,000)

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Well, almost. If you scrolled this far you either have commitment issues or some very specific questions.

Skip the corporate chatbots. Call us, text us, or email us. A real, over-caffeinated human is standing by and ready to chat 😊