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DITCH CARGO SHIP COFFEE 🚢

You deserve fresh, not a slow boat from Europe

Here's the dirty secret the 'big guys' hide: You aren't just paying for the coffee. You’re funding a cargo ship from Europe 🚢

Most of them roast their coffee overseas, pack their pods into steel shipping containers and send them on a multi-month cruise through the Indian Ocean 🌊

We roast locally, pack our coffee into plant-based pods and ship straight to your door. No sea freight layovers, just incredibly fresh coffee that punches through milk to give you that proper cafe hit.

It's the Goldilocks zone of coffee pods:

✅ Better tasting than supermarkets

✅ Cheaper than Nespresso®*

✅ Plant-based for guilt-free mornings

Save 40% with our 120 pod subscription and never run out! 👇

💸 60c a pod: Roaster direct pricing

🙅‍♂️ Zero commitment: Pause or cancel anytime – no awkwardness or hidden buttons

🗓️ Total control: Need it sooner, later, or every second month? You call the shots

A SUBSCRIPTION THAT DOESN'T SUCK

SAVE A MASSIVE 40% 💰

Roaster direct prices so you save for your holiday

PAUSE OR CANCEL ANYTIME 💔

No awkward breakups or hidden buttons

TOTAL FLEXIBILITY 🗓️

Need it sooner or switch your brew? You’re the boss

WHAT SUPERMARKETS CAN'T OFFER

DOUBLE SHOT PODS 🚀

Packed with Guarana for double the kick

CHOCOLATE PODS 🍫

Rich, creamy and cheaper than therapy

CHOC WAFFLE CUP 🎁

Yummy FREE BONUS with your first order

ROASTER DIRECT CHEAT CODE

Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋

Back in 2011, I realised the big foreign brands were taking Aussies for a ride.

Most of them roast their coffee overseas, stick it on a cargo ship for months, churn out mountains of aluminium and charge you a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for the privilege 💸

So, I went rogue and built a local roastery that packs pods to take on the giants.

My mission was simple 👇

1. Local & Direct: Roasted right here in Aus. We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) to bring you insanely fresh, plant-based pods at roaster-direct prices 👋

2. Volume Discounts: The more you buy, the cheaper it gets. It’s like knowing a guy, who knows a guy, who owns a roastery 🤫

3. Subscribe & Save: Lock in up to 40% off. It’s literally the easiest way to give yourself a raise. And don't panic, you can cancel in two clicks – we aren't a gym 😉

Upgrade to fresh coffee that punches through milk for a proper cafe hit 🥊

BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

10+ Years. Thousands of Happy Addicts ⭐️

We aren't really in the coffee business, we’re in the "making you happy" business (and business is good).

We Literally Can't Delete Reviews 🚫

We chose Google & Feefo because they don't have a "delete" button. It’s scary, but it forces us to be better than the rest.

1-Star Reviews? Challenge Accepted 🥊

Usually, it's just Australia Post having a bad day (we see you, postie), but we don't hide. We reach out and fix it until you're smiling again.

Making Old-School Service Cool Again 😎

We treat you like a human, not a transaction ID. It’s all about service over sales and people before profit.

HEAR FROM PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS
(SORRY INFLUENCERS)

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THE 'NO REGRETS' GUARANTEE 🤝

We know buying coffee on the internet feels like a gamble.

We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping ours completely bulletproof.

If you're not doing a happy dance after your first sip, we will fix it.

The Flavour Swap: If the pods aren't hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try on the house 🎯

The Machine Whisperers: Sometimes machines play up – our Aussie team will troubleshoot your pour until it's cafe quality 🪄

The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations and no awkward breakups ✌️

We are in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage. Pinky promise 🤙

WE TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS PERSONALLY 💖

WE RUN ON CAFFEINE 🚀

Orders are dispatched fast (usually within 24 hours). We don't like waiting for coffee, neither should you.

ACTUAL LOVE LETTERS ✍️

Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop. You matter to us.

NO ROBOTS ALLOWED 🤖

Got a question? A real human (probably high on espresso) will reply. No scripts, just help.

WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅‍♂️

“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable – right?” 🤔

Yeah, and technically I’m "going to the gym" tomorrow 🤥

The Truth

The vast majority of those shiny pods actually get dumped straight in the bin. Once they leave your kitchen, they’ll be hanging around longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).

And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high 🔋

Even Worse

The big guys ship most of them in from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹

No solution is perfect, each has its pros and cons. But we believe roasting locally and packing into plant-based pods is the smarter way to brew 🌻

9,915

Estimated aluminium pods hitting the bin since you started reading 😳

(29,000 every minute)

NEW BAILEYS COLLAB 🤤

MEET THE MAKER

TOBY STRONG (THE PODFATHER 🤌)

If you’re still reading this far down, you’re either very thorough or you’re procrastinating from actual work. We respect both 🫡

Meet Toby. He was the first person to bring Nespresso®* compatible pods to Australia back in 2011 (back when planking was a thing). That makes him the OG. The Podfather.

He’s an entrepreneur, a "nice guy" (according to his mum) and the reason you're about to save a fortune on your morning brew.

Hit play to see if he looks like a "Toby" 👇

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Roasting Coffee

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Filling Pods

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Packing Pods

YOUR HAPPINESS IS OUR ONLY KPI 📈 (Please be happy, our boss is watching)

☕ Punches Through Milk  🤝 No Regrets Guarantee 🌱 Plant-Based Pods