THE ULTIMATE COFFEE CHEAT CODE
Up to 60% off your first sub. Cancel anytime, save every time 💸

We are about to let you in on the ultimate roaster-direct secret 🤫
If you stack our standard subscription discount with our VIP first-timer promo code, you drop the price of your daily brew from $1 down to an absolutely ridiculous 39c a pod 🤯
That is up to 60% off your first order. Your wallet is literally begging you to do this.
And don't panic – this isn't a gym membership. Our subscriptions are completely commitment-free. You can pause, adjust, or cancel in two clicks without any awkward breakups 💔
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR 60% OFF:
🟢 Click the green button below and choose your machine
☕ Select the "Subscribe & Save" option for your coffee
✨ Enter the code SUB35 at checkout and click apply
Backed by our 100% Happy or Money Back Guarantee. If it doesn't wake you up and taste amazing, we'll refund you 🤝
WHAT SUPERMARKETS CAN'T OFFER

Packed with Guarana for double the kick 🚀

Rich, creamy and cheaper than therapy 🍫

Yummy FREE BONUS with your first order 🎁
NEW BAILEYS COLLAB:
ICONIC & CREAMY


THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET

Hi, I’m Toby, the guy behind Urban Brew 👋
Here's the dirty secret the big brands hide: you aren't paying for better beans. You’re funding a slow boat from Europe 🚢
They roast overseas and let pods sit in shipping containers for months. You pay a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for coffee that went stale in the Indian Ocean 🌊
They were taking Aussies for a ride. So, I built a local roastery to take on the giants. Coffee should be fresh, not 'well-travelled'.
Beat the system in 3 steps 👇
1. Local & Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) so you get roaster-direct prices 👋
2. Volume Discounts: The more you buy, the cheaper it gets. It’s like knowing a guy, who knows a guy, who owns a roastery 🤫
3. Subscribe & Save: Lock in up to 40% off. The easiest way to give yourself a raise. You can cancel in two clicks – we're not a gym 😉
Stop settling for stale dust. Upgrade to the fresh coffee your machine deserves ☕
BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

10+ Years. Thousands of Happy Addicts ⭐️
We aren't really in the coffee business, we’re in the "making you happy" business (and business is good).
We Literally Can't Delete Reviews 🚫
We chose Google & Feefo because they don't have a "delete" button. It’s scary, but it forces us to be better than the rest.
1-Star Reviews? Challenge Accepted 🥊
Usually, it's just Australia Post having a bad day (we see you, postie), but we don't hide. We reach out and fix it until you're smiling again.
Making Old-School Service Cool Again 😎
We treat you like a human, not a transaction ID. It’s all about service over sales and people before profit.


HEAR FROM PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS
(SORRY INFLUENCERS)
THE "NO-REGRETS" GUARANTEE 🤝

We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping this simple.
If you're not happy with the taste, we'll fix it.
We'll swap flavours, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every single cent. No questions asked and no awkward breakups.
We pinky promise 🤙
A SUBSCRIPTION THAT DOESN'T SUCK 🙌
No awkward breakups or hidden buttons.
Need it sooner or later? You’re the boss.
Switch it up whenever you need a change.
WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅♂️

“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable - right?” 🤔
Yeah, and technically I’m "going to the gym" tomorrow 🤥
The Truth
About 70% of those shiny pods actually get dumped in landfill. They’ll be hanging out there longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).
And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high 🔋
Even Worse
The big guys ship most of them in from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹
No solution is perfect; each has its pros and cons, but we believe compostable pods are the best choice for our planet 🌻
This many aluminum pods have gone to landfill since you started reading this 😳
(29,000 every minute)


WE TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS PERSONALLY 💖
Orders are dispatched fast (usually within 24 hours). We don't like waiting for coffee, neither should you.
Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop. You matter to us.
Got a question? A real human (probably high on espresso) will reply. No scripts, just help.
MEET THE MAKER
TOBY STRONG (THE PODFATHER 🤌)
If you’re still reading this far down, you’re either very thorough or you’re procrastinating from actual work. We respect both 🫡
Meet Toby. He was the first person to bring Nespresso®* compatible pods to Australia back in 2011 (back when planking was a thing). That makes him the OG. The Podfather.
He’s an entrepreneur, a "nice guy" (according to his mum) and the reason you're about to save a fortune on your morning brew.
Hit play to see if he looks like a "Toby" 👇
LIKE WILLY WONKA’S
(BUT WITH FEWER LAWSUITS)
Roasting Coffee
Filling Pods
Packing Pods
YOUR HAPPINESS IS OUR ONLY KPI 📈 (Please be happy, our boss is watching)
☕ Crackin' Coffee 🤝 Zero Regrets Promise 🏆 Legendary Service









