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STOP DRINKING STALE COFFEE 🛑

You deserve roaster-fresh, not boat-stale!

Here's the dirty secret the 'big guys' hide: You aren't paying for better beans. You’re funding a slow boat from Europe 🚢

Most of them roast overseas and bake their pods in hot shipping containers, meaning you pay a premium for coffee that went stale somewhere in the Indian Ocean 🌊

We roast locally in Australia and ship straight to your door. No middlemen, just incredibly fresh coffee that tastes like a cafe, not a history museum 🦕

It's the Goldilocks zone of coffee:

✅ Better quality than supermarkets

✅ Cheaper than Nespresso®*

✅ 100% fresher than imported pods

Save $41 with our $59 Bundles 👇

🤯 100 Pod Mind BlowingYou’re here

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100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

“I’ve always been a 'ride or die' Nespresso fan, but consider me converted!”

– Taylor J,

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

$59.00

Nespresso®* Compatible

$59 ($100 Value – You save $41)

Plus $6 Flat-Rate Aussie Shipping

At just 59c a pod, it's cheaper than a bad decision 💸

This is the ultimate roaster direct adrenaline rush. No variety, no messing around – just 100 of our absolute strongest, hardest hitting pods:

🤯 100 x Mind Blowing #14: The undisputed heavyweight champion. A literal slap across the face to wake you up and kickstart your morning

🥛 Built for big mugs: Stop double podding just to feel something. This bean is specifically engineered to punch through any amount of milk you throw at it

🥊 Maximum strength: For people who prefer caffeine over sleep. Get a massive hit of roaster fresh flavour and a ridiculously strong morning ritual every single time

*Already heavily discounted (so no double-dipping with promo codes) 🙅‍♂️

ROASTER DIRECT CHEAT CODE

Hi, I’m Toby. The guy behind Urban Brew 👋

Back in 2011, I realised the big foreign brands were taking Aussies for a ride.

They ship coffee halfway across the world, fill up our landfills, and charge you a "Corporate Coffee Tax" for the privilege 💸

So, I went rogue and built a local factory to take on the giants.

How We Killed the Corporate Coffee Tax 🪓

Let us show you exactly where your money goes when you buy from the big brands 👇

❌ The Corporate Way

Foreign Factory > Brand Owner > Distributor > Retailer > YOU 😫

The Urban Brew Way

Aussie Roastery > YOU 🤝

We take all those savings and pass them straight back to you and your holiday fund through volume discounts ✈️

BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

10+ Years. Thousands of Happy Addicts ⭐️

We aren't really in the coffee business, we’re in the "making you happy" business (and business is good).

We Literally Can't Delete Reviews 🚫

We chose Google & Feefo because they don't have a "delete" button. It’s scary, but it forces us to be better than the rest.

1-Star Reviews? Challenge Accepted 🥊

Usually, it's just Australia Post having a bad day (we see you, postie), but we don't hide. We reach out and fix it until you're smiling again.

Making Old-School Service Cool Again 😎

We treat you like a human, not a transaction ID. It’s all about service over sales and people before profit.

HEAR FROM PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS
(SORRY INFLUENCERS)

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THE "NO-REGRETS" GUARANTEE 🤝

We know buying coffee on the internet feels like a gamble.

We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping ours completely bulletproof.

If you're not doing a happy dance after your first sip, we will fix it.

The Flavour Swap: If the pods aren't hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try on the house 🎯

The Machine Whisperers: Sometimes machines play up – our Aussie team will troubleshoot your pour until it's cafe quality 🪄

The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations and no awkward breakups ✌️

We are in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage. Pinky promise 🤙

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

“I’ve always been a 'ride or die' Nespresso fan, but consider me converted!”

– Taylor J,

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

$59.00

Nespresso®* Compatible

$59 ($100 Value – You save $41)

Plus $6 Flat-Rate Aussie Shipping

At just 59c a pod, it's cheaper than a bad decision 💸

This is the ultimate roaster direct adrenaline rush. No variety, no messing around – just 100 of our absolute strongest, hardest hitting pods:

🤯 100 x Mind Blowing #14: The undisputed heavyweight champion. A literal slap across the face to wake you up and kickstart your morning

🥛 Built for big mugs: Stop double podding just to feel something. This bean is specifically engineered to punch through any amount of milk you throw at it

🥊 Maximum strength: For people who prefer caffeine over sleep. Get a massive hit of roaster fresh flavour and a ridiculously strong morning ritual every single time

*Already heavily discounted (so no double-dipping with promo codes) 🙅‍♂️

WE TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS PERSONALLY 💖

WE RUN ON CAFFEINE 🚀

Orders are dispatched fast (usually within 24 hours). We don't like waiting for coffee, neither should you.

ACTUAL LOVE LETTERS ✍️

Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop. You matter to us.

NO ROBOTS ALLOWED 🤖

Got a question? A real human (probably high on espresso) will reply. No scripts, just help.

WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅‍♂️

“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable - right?” 🤔

Yeah, and technically I’m "going to the gym" tomorrow 🤥

The Truth

About 70% of those shiny pods actually get dumped in landfill. They’ll be hanging out there longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).

And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high 🔋

Even Worse

The big guys ship most of them in from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹

No solution is perfect; each has its pros and cons, but we believe compostable pods are the best choice for our planet 🌻

10,064

This many aluminum pods have gone to landfill since you started reading this 😳

(29,000 every minute)

MEET THE MAKER

TOBY STRONG (THE PODFATHER 🤌)

If you’re still reading this far down, you’re either very thorough or you’re procrastinating from actual work. We respect both 🫡

Meet Toby. He was the first person to bring Nespresso®* compatible pods to Australia back in 2011 (back when planking was a thing). That makes him the OG. The Podfather.

He’s an entrepreneur, a "nice guy" (according to his mum) and the reason you're about to save a fortune on your morning brew.

Hit play to see if he looks like a "Toby" 👇

Or hit the “Caffeinate Me” button to teleport back to the deal and get your fix 🚀

LIKE WILLY WONKA’S
(BUT WITH FEWER LAWSUITS)

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Roasting Coffee

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Filling Pods

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Packing Pods

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

“I’ve always been a 'ride or die' Nespresso fan, but consider me converted!”

– Taylor J,

100 Pod Mind Blowing Bundle

$59.00

Nespresso®* Compatible

$59 ($100 Value – You save $41)

Plus $6 Flat-Rate Aussie Shipping

At just 59c a pod, it's cheaper than a bad decision 💸

This is the ultimate roaster direct adrenaline rush. No variety, no messing around – just 100 of our absolute strongest, hardest hitting pods:

🤯 100 x Mind Blowing #14: The undisputed heavyweight champion. A literal slap across the face to wake you up and kickstart your morning

🥛 Built for big mugs: Stop double podding just to feel something. This bean is specifically engineered to punch through any amount of milk you throw at it

🥊 Maximum strength: For people who prefer caffeine over sleep. Get a massive hit of roaster fresh flavour and a ridiculously strong morning ritual every single time

*Already heavily discounted (so no double-dipping with promo codes) 🙅‍♂️

YOUR HAPPINESS IS OUR ONLY KPI 📈 (Please be happy, our boss is watching)

Crackin' Coffee 🤝 Zero Regrets Promise 🏆 Legendary Service