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YOU BUY 80. WE SEND 160. SIMPLE.

(We’re bad at math, but we’re great at spoiling you!)

You grab 80 of our wildest, 'can't-get-these-at-the-supermarket' pods. We simply double it. FREE. That’s 160 pods. Enough to make every morning feel like your birthday for the next 3 months 🎂

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Menu 👇

🍀 40x Baileys Flavour: (20 Paid + 20 FREE) Iconic, creamy Irish flavour without the HR violation.

🚀 40x Double Shot: (20 Paid + 20 FREE) Infused with Guarana for 2x the caffeine. Perfect for when you need to see sounds.

20x Costa Rica Single Origin: (10 Paid + 10 FREE) A mini-holiday in a mug fancy enough to raise your pinky finger.

🍫 40x Chocolate: (20 Paid + 20 FREE) Melt-in-your-mouth goodness, hot in winter or cold in summer.

🌿 20x Choc Mint: (10 Paid + 10 FREE) The "After Dinner Delight." Tastes like that fancy thin mint chocolate, but in liquid form.

🤝 The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap flavours, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes.

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

The "Treat Yo’ Self" BundleThe "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

“As a true coffee snob who is extremely fussy, I am loving these pods"

– Karen M,

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

$85.00

VALUE: $170 | YOU PAY: $85 (SAVE 50%)

Fair Warning: These bundles fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿

The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes 🤝

WHAT SUPERMARKETS CAN'T OFFER

DOUBLE SHOT PODS

Packed with Guarana for double the kick 🚀

CHOCOLATE PODS

Rich, creamy and cheaper than therapy 🍫

CHOC WAFFLE CUP

Yummy FREE BONUS with your first order 🎁

THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET

Hi, I'm Toby, the guy who decided taking on billion-dollar coffee giants was a sensible life choice 👋

Here's the dirty secret the 'big guys' hide: You aren't just paying for the coffee. You’re funding a cargo ship from Europe 🚢

Most of them roast their coffee overseas, stick it on a cargo ship for months, churn out mountains of aluminium and charge you a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for the privilege 💸

So, I went rogue and built a local roastery that packs pods to take on the giants.

My mission was simple 👇

1. Local & Direct: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) so you pay roaster-direct prices 👋

2. Plant-Based Pods: A smarter alternative to aluminium. Because 500 years in a landfill is a long time ⏳

3. Fair: Cut out the corporate greed so you pay for the coffee, not their massive marketing budget 💸

Drink better. Spend less. Give your bank account a high-five.

BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

10+ Years. Thousands of Happy Addicts ⭐️

We aren't really in the coffee business, we’re in the "making you happy" business (and business is good).

We Literally Can't Delete Reviews 🚫

We chose Google & Feefo because they don't have a "delete" button. It’s scary, but it forces us to be better than the rest.

1-Star Reviews? Challenge Accepted 🥊

Usually, it's just Australia Post having a bad day (we see you, postie), but we don't hide. We reach out and fix it until you're smiling again.

Making Old-School Service Cool Again 😎

We treat you like a human, not a transaction ID. It’s all about service over sales and people before profit.

HEAR FROM PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS
(SORRY INFLUENCERS)

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THE "NO-REGRETS" GUARANTEE 🤝

We know buying coffee on the internet feels like a gamble.

We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping ours completely bulletproof.

If you're not doing a happy dance after your first sip, we will fix it.

The Flavour Swap: If the pods aren't hitting the spot, we’ll send you a different intensity to try on the house 🎯

The Machine Whisperers: Sometimes machines play up – our Aussie team will troubleshoot your pour until it's cafe quality 🪄

The 'No BS' Refund: If we still can't win you over, we'll refund every single cent. No interrogations and no awkward breakups ✌️

We are in the business of making you happy, not holding your wallet hostage. Pinky promise 🤙

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

The "Treat Yo’ Self" BundleThe "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

“As a true coffee snob who is extremely fussy, I am loving these pods"

– Karen M,

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

$85.00

VALUE: $170 | YOU PAY: $85 (SAVE 50%)

Fair Warning: These bundles fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿

The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes 🤝

WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅‍♂️

“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable – right?” 🤔

Yeah, and technically I’m "going to the gym" tomorrow 🤥

The Truth

The vast majority of those shiny pods actually get dumped straight in the bin. Once they leave your kitchen, they’ll be hanging around longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).

And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high 🔋

Even Worse

The big guys ship most of them in from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹

No solution is perfect, each has its pros and cons. But we believe roasting locally and packing into plant-based pods is the smarter way to brew 🌻

9,906

This many aluminum pods have gone to landfill since you started reading this 😳

(29,000 every minute)

WE TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS PERSONALLY 💖

WE RUN ON CAFFEINE 🚀

Orders are dispatched fast (usually within 24 hours). We don't like waiting for coffee, neither should you.

ACTUAL LOVE LETTERS ✍️

Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop. You matter to us.

NO ROBOTS ALLOWED 🤖🚫

Got a question? A real human (probably high on espresso) will reply. No scripts, just help.

MEET THE MAKER

TOBY STRONG (THE PODFATHER 🤌)

If you’re still reading this far down, you’re either very thorough or you’re procrastinating from actual work. We respect both 🫡

Meet Toby. He was the first person to bring Nespresso®* compatible pods to Australia back in 2011 (back when planking was a thing). That makes him the OG. The Podfather.

He’s an entrepreneur, a "nice guy" (according to his mum) and the reason you're about to save a fortune on your morning brew.

Hit play to see if he looks like a "Toby" 👇

Or hit the “Caffeinate Me” button to teleport back to the deal and get your fix 🚀

LIKE WILLY WONKA’S
(BUT WITH FEWER LAWSUITS)

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Roasting Coffee

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Filling Pods

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Packing Pods

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

The "Treat Yo’ Self" BundleThe "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

“As a true coffee snob who is extremely fussy, I am loving these pods"

– Karen M,

The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle

$85.00

VALUE: $170 | YOU PAY: $85 (SAVE 50%)

Fair Warning: These bundles fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿

The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes 🤝

YOUR HAPPINESS IS OUR ONLY KPI 📈 (Please be happy, our boss is watching)

☕ Punches Through Milk  🤝 No Regrets Guarantee 🌱 Plant-Based Pods