YOU BUY 80. WE SEND 160. SIMPLE.
(We’re bad at math, but we’re great at spoiling you!)
You grab 80 of our wildest, 'can't-get-these-at-the-supermarket' pods. We simply double it. FREE. That’s 160 pods. Enough to make every morning feel like your birthday for the next 3 months 🎂
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Menu 👇
🍀 40x Baileys Flavour: (20 Paid + 20 FREE) Iconic, creamy Irish flavour without the HR violation.
🚀 40x Double Shot: (20 Paid + 20 FREE) Infused with Guarana for 2x the caffeine. Perfect for when you need to see sounds.
☕ 20x Costa Rica Single Origin: (10 Paid + 10 FREE) A mini-holiday in a mug fancy enough to raise your pinky finger.
🍫 40x Chocolate: (20 Paid + 20 FREE) Melt-in-your-mouth goodness, hot in winter or cold in summer.
🌿 20x Choc Mint: (10 Paid + 10 FREE) The "After Dinner Delight." Tastes like that fancy thin mint chocolate, but in liquid form.
🤝 The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap flavours, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes.
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle
“As a true coffee snob who is extremely fussy, I am loving these pods"
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle
VALUE: $170 | YOU PAY: $85 (SAVE 50%)
Fair Warning: These bundles fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿
The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes 🤝
WHAT SUPERMARKETS CAN'T OFFER
Packed with Guarana for double the kick 🚀
Rich, creamy and cheaper than therapy 🍫
Yummy FREE BONUS with your first order 🎁
THE DIRTY COFFEE SECRET
Hi, I’m Toby, the guy behind Urban Brew 👋
Here's the dirty secret the big brands hide: you aren't paying for better beans. You’re funding a slow boat from Europe 🚢
They roast overseas and let pods sit in shipping containers for months. You pay a 'Corporate Coffee Tax' for coffee that went stale in the Indian Ocean 🌊
They were taking Aussies for a ride. So, I built a local roastery to take on the giants. Coffee should be fresh, not 'well-travelled'.
My mission was simple 👇
Fresh & Local: We kicked the middleman out of the group chat (he was annoying anyway) so you pay roaster-direct prices 👋
Eco-Conscious: Reduce aluminium waste. Because 500 years in a landfill is a long time ⏳
Fair: Cut out the corporate greed so you pay for the coffee, not their massive marketing budget 💸
Drink better. Spend less. Give your bank account a high-five.
BUT DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
10+ Years. Thousands of Happy Addicts ⭐️
We aren't really in the coffee business, we’re in the "making you happy" business (and business is good).
We Literally Can't Delete Reviews 🚫
We chose Google & Feefo because they don't have a "delete" button. It’s scary, but it forces us to be better than the rest.
1-Star Reviews? Challenge Accepted 🥊
Usually, it's just Australia Post having a bad day (we see you, postie), but we don't hide. We reach out and fix it until you're smiling again.
Making Old-School Service Cool Again 😎
We treat you like a human, not a transaction ID. It’s all about service over sales and people before profit.
HEAR FROM PEOPLE WITH REAL JOBS
(SORRY INFLUENCERS)
THE "NO-REGRETS" GUARANTEE 🤝
We're all sick of "guarantees" that are 90% fine print and 10% disappointment. So we’re keeping this simple.
If you're not happy with the taste, we'll fix it.
We'll swap flavours, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every single cent. No questions asked and no awkward breakups.
We pinky promise 🤙
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle
“As a true coffee snob who is extremely fussy, I am loving these pods"
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle
VALUE: $170 | YOU PAY: $85 (SAVE 50%)
Fair Warning: These bundles fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿
The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes 🤝
WHY WE DITCHED ALUMINIUM 🙅♂️
“Aluminium pods are ok because they're recyclable - right?” 🤔
Yeah, and technically I’m "going to the gym" tomorrow 🤥
The Ugly Truth
About 70% of those shiny pods actually get dumped in landfill. They’ll be hanging out there longer than Cher’s career (and not looking half as good).
And for the ones that do make it to recycling? It’s a total drama. We’re talking shipping, shredding, separating coffee, burning varnish, and re-smelting. It uses more energy than a toddler on a sugar high 🔋
Even Worse
The big guys ship most of them in from Europe with more baggage than a Bachelor contestant 🌹
No solution is perfect; each has its pros and cons, but we believe compostable pods are the best choice for our planet 🌻
This many aluminum pods have gone to landfill since you started reading this 😳
(29,000 every minute)
WE TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS PERSONALLY 💖
Orders are dispatched fast (usually within 24 hours). We don't like waiting for coffee, neither should you.
Expect a handwritten note in every box. Yes, our hands cramp. No, we won't stop. You matter to us.
Got a question? A real human (probably high on espresso) will reply. No scripts, just help.
MEET THE MAKER
TOBY STRONG (THE PODFATHER 🤌)
If you’re still reading this far down, you’re either very thorough or you’re procrastinating from actual work. We respect both 🫡
Meet Toby. He was the first person to bring Nespresso®* compatible pods to Australia back in 2011 (back when planking was a thing). That makes him the OG. The Podfather.
He’s an entrepreneur, a "nice guy" (according to his mum) and the reason you're about to save a fortune on your morning brew.
Hit play to see if he looks like a "Toby" 👇
Or hit the “Caffeinate Me” button to teleport back to the deal and get your fix 🚀
LIKE WILLY WONKA’S
(BUT WITH FEWER LAWSUITS)
Roasting Coffee
Filling Pods
Packing Pods
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle
“As a true coffee snob who is extremely fussy, I am loving these pods"
The "Treat Yo’ Self" Bundle
VALUE: $170 | YOU PAY: $85 (SAVE 50%)
Fair Warning: These bundles fly faster than a double shot on a Monday. If the button above is green, pounce like a cat on a laser dot. If it’s grey... you missed it (sorry, check back soon) 😿
The "No-Regrets" Guarantee: Not swooning over the flavour? We'll swap, troubleshoot your brew, or refund every cent – no awkward breakups, just bestie vibes 🤝
YOUR HAPPINESS IS OUR ONLY KPI 📈 (Please be happy, our boss is watching)
☕ Crackin' Coffee 🤝 Zero Regrets Promise 🏆 Legendary Service
